The feeling you can’t mouth all the words you want to express then you ended up hugging him so tight. :(

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When you watch scary movies

You’re all excited and cant wait for it to start

Then it starts getting intense and your like ZOMG!

Then your constantly thinking WTF WTF WTF…

Something really scary happens and you scream like a physco!

Now your going ape shit asking yourself why you even watched it

Then you go to sleep… LOL jks! your a paranoid motherfucker! 

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When people are telling me about their wonderful relationship

on the outside, i’m like :

on the inside, i’m like:

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Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught.

It’s like Facebook in real life…

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The feeling you get when you’re hungry and you see your friend holding some food.

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When your friends don’t invite you

first you’re confused

then you wonder why they didn’t invite you

and you remember it’s because you’re too damn cool for them to handle

but then you realise that actually you’re just a freak of nature and no one loves you

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Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video.

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When you hit your pinky toe on the edge of something.

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I hate when I tell someone I just hopped out the damn shower…

Then they say “Without Me??”

Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.

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